Mom informs me on the pleasures and pains of Prego-ness

I've done alot to this blog today. It is so obvious I don't have a life, no? lol. Well, since babez is napping, I've decided to write a little bit more, about my day. Other than the fact that my mom has hired me as the maid and won't stop calling me so I can do everything she is always *so she says* too tired to do...

I cleaned the kitchen while she sat at the table and out of nowhere she started talking about pregnancies and stuff; and I found myself rather intrigued seeing as thought someday, I will have babies too. I listened and listened, still not knowing how the subject arose and boy oh boy, I hope I have a graceful prego-ness lol *I just made that word up. She says to me, "some women glow when they're having babies. Their skin is clear and radiant and they seem to sort of sparkle when they smile and such." And I was happy to hear that, because I pictured me in that situation. She adds to that, "most people don't like to say no to a woman who's pregnant so you can get away with almost anything. It is such a beautiful experience, knowing that there is a little being inside you and you will be the first person he/she meets. You love the baby from the moment you know you're going to have it and you cant wait to see what "JR" looks like." In short, she talked about how excited she was when she was having us * her loveable little babies *.

BUT THEN...... lmao, she shoots me off of that brilliant and fluffy little dream cloud she had set me on a few minutes ago. "Nothing is ever THAT perfect though," she says with a wicked smile. "Some women get hemorroids," *THE HORROR!* "...some break out with pimples," *wide eyed look on my face by now, "...our feet get bigger, we gain weight, our noses get bigger too!" *At this point I was like *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!*

Now despite the horrors or prego-ness lol, I find myself still dreaming of having children someday lol, and picturing myself smiling, regardless the effects it has on my being lol. Wow, lol. I wonder if there are more crazy things that happen to women when they are prego... Is it as bad as mom made it seem? Hmmmmm... who knows... anyway lol, its late. I'll write later, *lol and i dont mean by today.

Mind closed- Bai baiz and good night peepz!